Hengbad Strikes Back

Dad went to Cowtown the other day and picked me up a little gift."Sweet!" I thought, a pack of jumbo sharpies!
Checks out all right... But upon closer inspection...YES! Way better than i thought! Super Sharpies from Hengbad! The makers of Super Staunions! So folks, lets take a look at the high quality mech i just got my hands on...Mmmmm, Crooked labels, for that cocky, urban flair.
Oooh, festive, poorly molded and cut mexican lids! And if you think that is good, get a load of this!Yeah thats right! Look at the generous over poured, plastic molded pen body on the blue one! Aww BABY! Now this is why America needs more outsoucing. These are some primo bootleg markers. Thanks Dad!